in reply to a certain someone, namely carmen the bytch. here's what i have to say.

firstly, dun act as if the wholeworld owes u a living, cause we dont. being slightly more blessed with exterior, superficial looks is so not a big deal. [carmen, do you get my drift. i mean, do-you-understand-what-i-have said?] hmm. i hope you do. because otherwise, you'd be contradicting your own point about yourself being perfect [ when in actual fact you most certainly are not]. personally, i reccomend a plastic surgeons [ you know, carmen mei-mei, those nice uncles with scalpters? nono wait KNIVES? yes those. they can make you prettier. i swear?] yes carmen DEARR. i hope you know what i mean. because i am taking a long time explaining myself.

SECONDLY, get rid of your big fat ego problem. we know its not your fault that you're born with skin as thick as the ozone layer. no wait. you dont call that skin, that's PROTECTIVE COVERING, you know, the same stuff that seals and polar bears have to keep them warm. yeees. we call that blubber. oh! coming to think of it, no WONDER you can float on water. oh carmen oh carmen. such a blessing. yes indeed, k, no more digressing aka sidetracking.
you know what, say your lucky prayers.

next, please, rid the world of hmm, YOURSELF. you probably couldnt tell the difference between a hippo and an ant. sad, we know. don't worry girl, i feel for you. don't even think that you have curves. i shall contradict myself and say that you probably dont have any IN THE RIGHT PLACES. and besides, what gives you the right to insult me? pls, use a WROKING, FUNCTIONING mirror. i pray that it wont crack k. so dun worry k.

actually, i wanna write a whole lot more, but i scared you get so touched by my ahem, affection and concern for you that you'll cry so ya. i'll stop here k? if got any word dont understand FEEL FREE to ask me. dun worry. i'll explain it to ya.

toocoolfor you.
6:11 AM